doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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