So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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