you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
be right there i have to get my cape
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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