next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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