he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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