Sry I called you an 8
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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