I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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