Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
