would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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