you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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