we're chasing vodka with high fives
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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