Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Let's get the cat blown out
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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