If i come over, it means nothing
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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