talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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