if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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