their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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