I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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