Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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