I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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