dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
We have started to decorate penises.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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