Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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