you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
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