would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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