butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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