is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
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