Your dad touched me again.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
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