My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
the room spins SO much faster in panama
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
