You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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