Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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