guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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