he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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