whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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