i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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