idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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