Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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