Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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