we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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