Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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