then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he fucked my hip out of place.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
so much tequila, so little girl.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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