bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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