I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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