i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
