S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
its liver damage thursday
Randomize