I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
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