try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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