We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We had sex on a dog bed..
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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