I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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