just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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