nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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