I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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