it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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