My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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