I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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