Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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